CHICKEN HEAD MESSAGES to get to the oyher side! Toya Michigen - Friday, December 31, 2004 at 00:32:43 (EST) How did the monkey cross the road? He jumped on the chicken's back! Lina USA - Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 13:20:39 (EST) OK i've been coming to this site regularly for a while now and i'm wondering when are you gonna get some new joke?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! They're starting to get a little old don't you think?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! -great thanks! Fried chicken or bust! Boondocks, some place in the USA - Friday, December 10, 2004 at 12:53:43 (EST) this is the most awesome of the most awesome websites.... i wish i had found this one earlier in my life time.... really i do i love it to its compleate max of loving it!!!! a.r.r. chicken obsession U.S.A. - Thursday, December 09, 2004 at 16:01:26 (EST) because it he was taped to my shoe. Chicken Head usa - Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 22:53:44 (EST) Why Did The Gum Cross The Road? 'Cause It Was Stuck To The Chickens Foot! Chick-a-boom USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 23:58:54 (EST) Haha, I love it! Linz :) Canada - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 16:28:34 (EST) This is such an awesome site!!! :D Mac the Monkeh Outer Space - Sunday, November 21, 2004 at 17:29:19 (EST) this is such a random site. but i like it!!! =} i aint gotta name mars - Wednesday, November 17, 2004 at 15:52:12 (EST) Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken! Ha Ha funny ( your suposed to laugh)ready 1-2-3- Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Do you like? eggsactly, t.v.CHICKS!! t.v.CHICKS!! Scandinavia - Sunday, November 14, 2004 at 18:24:23 (EST) this is 1 of the best websites!!!!! i'm making 1 of my own : www.freewebs.com/chicken-winger/ its not totally finished but its kool. this website is the bomb! Chicken Head usa - Saturday, November 13, 2004 at 16:03:38 (EST) i love this site!!! chicken josie australia - Thursday, November 11, 2004 at 20:21:29 (EST) how did the gum get across the road??? it was stuck on the chickens foot. Chicken Head usa - Wednesday, November 10, 2004 at 22:08:59 (EST) hey! kenny usa - Monday, November 08, 2004 at 21:43:35 (EST) I am no chicken head!! I even gotta hat made like a chicken. Oh, come to think of it, maybe I am a chicken head?? 'Ya think??? Cute site, hope my Ctrld worked, because I did not hit the + was I supposed to?? FiveStarLady*** ** U.S.A. - Friday, November 05, 2004 at 12:20:16 (EST) hiiiiii stupids.we dont have time to waste here. Chicken Head india - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 13:06:06 (EST) I like this site it rocks. I like the song? ZI have a suggestion make the song play over and over! Chicken Head none of ur buissness! - Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 12:40:17 (EDT) shame marie lmao,lol Chicken Head america - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 07:12:55 (EDT) OH PLEASE, GET REAL SHAUNA RAE. Chicken Head america - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 07:11:30 (EDT) hi i like my chicken jokes cos i'm american and of course i'm dumb. Chicken Head america - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 07:08:45 (EDT) this web site is so awesoem i think is is going too be my home page it is so funny and so great i think its one of the best web sites i ever looked at shauna rae canada - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 17:14:26 (EDT) gggggggreat i tryed to do the dance but it didnt work.lol. marie sheffield - Sunday, October 24, 2004 at 11:41:44 (EDT) a website about chickens with games and puzzles?!?!?!? weird!!!!!! angelgrl U.S. - Sunday, October 24, 2004 at 10:45:35 (EDT) you smell like a chicken u smelly chickin! mike hunt Wales - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 05:15:58 (EDT) CLuck cluck cluck bawaaark! This is the best chicken joke site on the Internet by far! I love it! Roo Ster England - Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 03:55:04 (EDT) Very Funnny Site.... Brittany Eplin USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 12:45:08 (EDT) I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM, MR.BOB mr.bob03 California - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 22:58:20 (EDT) i love this site ok NWA IGBO ABIDJAN - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 06:12:09 (EDT) Just checkin back for ma daily dose of chicken fun! im still in my chicken gang and its wicked! we love u the creator of this site!! Jecca Chicken!! - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 16:10:01 (EDT) Empty nest syndrome Clucking Good Auckland - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 07:24:25 (EDT) a finger licking good site. Clucking Good Sydney - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 06:57:24 (EDT) Dear diary, brett breterson looked @ me 2day!!! i almost wet mi pants in glee it was amazing!! then i sat down @ the caffiteria & drank only diet coke, so i wouldnt get PHAT!!!!! then i went to the celebration of chiken head festiville.it was awesome its so cool 2 live in a country where the chikens count.....oh all the spices..that fat kernal in america ripped us off!!!thats 4 sure Chicken Head lithuania - Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 17:41:46 (EDT) wow wow wow wow wow chicken dance!!!!!!!!!!! i love it!!! its sooo cool :D :D :D :D :D chicken dancer uk - Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 07:01:08 (EDT) I love this site!!! Chicken Head USA - Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 15:42:58 (EDT) This web site is tons of fun! Chicken Head UK - Sunday, September 12, 2004 at 01:02:24 (EDT) Love this site! I've linked to it for the past 3 years from my own site, www.2smartchix.com. Nothing's as satisfying as a good chicken joke.....well almost nothing Smart Chik USA - Thursday, August 26, 2004 at 20:03:14 (EDT) mi fav animal is a chicken they r the best things eva yay im goin to get a baby chicken and raise it mi self o ya im good peace im outside the box wit mi chicken bi bi all pooboob usa - Tuesday, August 24, 2004 at 04:14:25 (EDT) Love this !!! I am a TEXAS chicken head cluck cluck Chicken Head United States - Monday, August 23, 2004 at 17:41:06 (EDT) To get away from the Rooster! Then he could have all those other dumb chicks! Chicken Head USA - Saturday, August 14, 2004 at 19:36:00 (EDT) can we get this chicken to comunicate better,he just stands there sometimes and doesn't do anything.i like this chicken website burdsnest usa - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 11:52:58 (EDT) im with jess lol me in chicken gang me chicken hi betty chicken uk - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 07:44:02 (EDT) Hiya my name is jess and i am in a chicken gang with 4 of my best mates! we have so many laughs together and this website is just the best! we visit it every day to check out what new stuff has been added! thanx for makin this!! the chicken gang lives on! GO CHICKEN! lol xxxx Jecca Chicken!! - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 05:12:21 (EDT) chickens are good... cheese is good... this site is good... Chicken Joe Chicken Head USA - Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 02:12:26 (EDT) Your jokes were funny? I liked the horse and the chicken one. tweety Asia - Monday, July 19, 2004 at 14:03:55 (EDT) chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chickenchicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken Chicken Head chicken - Saturday, July 03, 2004 at 17:52:06 (EDT) why did the chicken go in the middle of the road????? Because he thought the middle of the truck was the cream filling. homedog northcarolina - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 23:22:29 (EDT) Why are some of my comments not on here... i think they should be... why delete the ones that have only been on here for a few days or even a few months?? Why not delete the ones that have been on here for YEARS??? and i might add that none of them were rude or obscene either... so i speak for everyone who ever had a message deleted... please stop it!!!!! -Oscar Mayer, Lyla, Sprouts, Chicken Monster Sprouts, Liana, Rev. Lovejoy, Chicken Lover 1, El Pollo, and i think that's it... but that's all me... thanks... Oscar in the boonies - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 14:39:47 (EDT) CHICKENS ROCK. THE CHICKEN DANCE PAGE IS THE BEST THING EVER!! POWER TO THE CHICKENS! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Brittany USA - Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 00:39:51 (EDT) THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVER! CHICKENS ROCK! "OH YEAH," MANDA!! HEE HE! lots of love brittany Brittany Beachem USA - Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 12:56:21 (EDT) Ur site is kewl, I don't like living in Egg McMuffin ville, no nice guys, eggs alway burt when u turn around. Chicken Head Egg McMuffin vile - Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 20:32:48 (EDT) !etisbew siht ekil I Nayr ASU - Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 21:41:09 (EDT) I say the chicken accidently crossed the road. shelby u.s. - Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 19:56:01 (EDT) This websit rocks i love it! I love chickens sooooooooooooooooooooooo much and now i know there are websites about chickens! Chicken LUVR!!!! U.S.A - Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 13:44:57 (EDT) Really awesome site. I got another joke for you. Judge Judy: Why do you care why the chicken crossed the road? Besides, asking the poor chicken so many times why he decided to excersize his free will is called harassment. Now get out of my court. Jeff USA - Saturday, May 22, 2004 at 14:04:59 (EDT) Your site is still awesome!! Great stuff!! http://www.rubberchickenforthesoul.com Rubber Chicken For The Soul USA - Friday, May 21, 2004 at 14:37:40 (EDT) this site is pretty damn cool:) danielle frances genung hopatcong,new jersey - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 10:27:16 (EDT) i love chicken! chicken thats all i say!chickenish! i feel chickenish! oh did i mention i like chickenish! kittymoonie03(courtney houle) california - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 22:59:08 (EDT) WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? GEORGE W. BUSH I don’t think I should have to answer that question. MARTHA STEWART No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer’s market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any inside information. GRANDPA In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side”. That’s what they call it, the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side”. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I’ve not been told. VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. COLNEL SANDERS I missed one? THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road”. And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. Chelsea Chicken Canada - Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 20:57:24 (EDT) my favorite of all time: Q.: "W.d.t.c.c.t.r?" A: "To see a man lay bricks." Chicken Head Alli usa - Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 04:31:08 (EDT) Thanks BOBMUGU USA - Saturday, April 24, 2004 at 08:53:03 (EDT) I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CHICKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HaNnAh - Friday, April 23, 2004 at 23:01:19 (EDT) I like swiss cheese Chicken b0y achoo - Friday, April 23, 2004 at 11:16:06 (EDT) They say there's a web site for everything and this definitely makes that point!! Nice job - this site is fun. Dan P USA - Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 23:05:02 (EDT) Cool site bok bok bok bok bwaaark! charlie w uk - Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 01:23:10 (EDT) Who ever deleted my writing is gona get NUKED. TELLAPORT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Number 2 Sector 8 - Monday, April 19, 2004 at 09:26:32 (EDT) The webmaster has been deleting your obscene messages. Get back to your schoolwork or we'll contact your principal! 208.16.183.242, Central Catholic High School, Toledo, Ohio I love this website! I visit all the time Jimmy UK - Sunday, April 19, 2004 at 06:21:34 (EDT) This website is dumb Brianna USA - Sunday, April 18, 2004 at 20:24:41 (EDT) No one knows who made the jokes up. to bad. King - Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 19:23:38 (EDT) Does anyone have a clue about who collected these chicken jokes and compiled them? My son would like to use them in a speech class i love chicken!!!!!!!thats all i say, chicken, chicken, chicken! by the way, i like chicken. kittymoonie53 C.A. - Saturday, March 20, 2004 at 15:26:43 (GMT) Has any one out there seen my Pantuflas anywhere??? El Pollo Guam - Saturday, March 13, 2004 at 19:18:32 (GMT) chickin land what is it??? fried chickin chicklind - Thursday, March 11, 2004 at 14:45:31 (CST) y did the boy stick a hose in his frands ear? Chicken Head mi - Thursday, March 11, 2004 at 15:27:48 (EST) These jokes suck does no one have a good sense of humor?? Rebeccah Allen Canada - Wednesday, March 10, 2004 at 01:28:29 (GMT) Chickens are SO cool!!!! Chicken Head U.S.A. - Sunday, March 07, 2004 at 23:23:04 (EST) Any lymrics with the word timbutoo in them. Chicken Head USR - Sunday, March 07, 2004 at 11:53:28 (GMT) I love Chickens!!!!! Lindsey Copple U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 20:15:15 (GMT) If anyone is reading this type in chicken in the guest book Mr. Fuzzypoo U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 15:36:48 (GMT)