CHICKEN HEAD MESSAGES I'm sorry it's wisconcion chickens that commit sucide, not Wyoming Mr. Fuzzypoo U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:18:23 (EST) Yes i'm also 3782 from warcraft. Mr. Fuzzypoo U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 09:17:09 (CST) Turkeys, roosters, & ducks are allies and don't eat them or chickens. Eat cows and pigs. And why are monkeys gay? Mr. Fuzzypoo U.S.A. - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:14:31 (EST) this is one of craziest (humorous) sites in the web. I am the Chicken Protecter of East Texas in U.S. And I'm here to inform you that there is a war between the chickens, cows, & pigs. It is a free for all war and the chickens in Wyomimg are doing sucide and are spys for the cows! KILL ALL COWS AND PIGS! cHICKENS ARE YOUR FRIEND> MonkEy CroTcH MeXicO - Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 19:48:21 (EST) cool site! Faffy USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:39:19 (CST) Everybody should do the CHICKEN DANCE!!!Chickens kick ass!!! Ernie - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 23:34:58 (GMT) Nice chicken jokes! Joel Robinson United States - Saturday, February 21, 2004 at 15:44:28 (GMT) Foreign chickens are good Jess and Reub engzeal - Saturday, February 21, 2004 at 08:33:48 (GMT) Why didnt the chinkin cross the road ? Becous he was to chiken hehehehhhehe Chicken Head - Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 01:06:32 (GMT) I LOVE CHIKNS. DUCKS ARE STUPID AND MONKEYS ARE GAY BUT CHIKNS RULE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE CHIKNS I WILL BURN YOU AND FLY AN AIRPLANE INTO YOUR HOUSE-LOL-BUT SERIOUSLY YALL KEEP LOVIN CHIKNS CHIKNS BIGGEST FAN USA..DURR - Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 23:47:39 (GMT) OMG....I LOVE CHIKNS!! THEY RULE AND THERE IS NO OTHER ANIMAL BETTER THAN THE CHIKNS....CHIKNS RULE AND ALWAYS WILL AND I SAY CHIKNS SO MUCH NOW EVERYONE AT SCHOOL TELLS ME WHEN THEY EAT CHIKN. BETHANY EVEN CALLS ME CHIKN,AND DESTINY SAYS CHIKN JUST AS MUCH AS I DO AND CECILY WE ALWAYS STOP IN THE HALL TO SAY CHIKN!!!...AND TO ANYONE ELSE THAT I FORGOT THAT SAYS CHIKN AND LOVES CHIKN JUST AS MUCH AS I DO...I JUST WANNA SAY..."ROCK ON AND KEEP EATIN,LOVIN,AND TALKIN CHIKN!"....YALL ARE COOL WITH ME AS LONG AS YOU KEEP LOVIN CHIKN....BYE BYE NOW....CHIKN STIX CHIKN STIX USA - Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 23:42:20 (GMT) You should listen to the chicken dance! dadadadadada Horsey_Gal Canada - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 13:02:10 (EST) HAIL CHICKENS!!! djiboutirep djibouti - Sunday, February 08, 2004 ae "what's your favorite chicken poll"!!!!!!!!!! Sprouts, Chicken Monster Sprouts USA (OH) - Wednesday, January 28, 2004 at 23:18:42 (GMT) Ode to fried chicken: Fried chicken, Fried chicken how I love you. Fried chicken, Fried chicken do you love me too? I would eat you every day but critics like to say- Don't eat that it will make you fat. So I turn you away! I'm sorry Fried chicken, I love you, do you love me too? Chicken Lover 1 USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 12:47:49 (EST) weird site. really weird. someguy anycity, somestate somecountry - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 17:08:11 (EST) I just love fried chicken its the best! and you know what else? I could live off of chicken! Now that I know that there is a web site for chicken lovers by chicken lovers and about chicken lovers I am so happy I think i'll cry! Rev. Lovejoy USA (OH) - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:44:52 (EST) This is the most redickulus site I've ever seen. Chicken butt USA - Wednesday, December 31, 2003 at 20:37:57 (EST) This site is very funny.It is pretty neat. Tina United States - Saturday, December 27, 2003 at 09:07:38 (EST) why did the chicken cross the road? cuz the other chickens were making fun of him. hahahahahaha Chicken Head us - Friday, December 19, 2003 at 11:27:39 (EST) I absolutly love this web site! Its my favorite one! Just remember................ Oscar Meyer Weiner loves Fried Chicken!!!!!! :) Oscar Meyer USA (California) - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 12:46:11 (EST) This is acool site, but my mom say a chicken without head will not live longer tan a few seconds. Prat-man norway - Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 08:10:32 (EST) this is a funny site lol heres a joke... Austin Powers: so he could show off his mojo baby yea Chicken Head USA - Saturday, December 13, 2003 at 14:19:16 (EST) I love this website. It's so chickenny! matilda UK - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 20:39:12 (EST) on chic-tac-toe, player:20 chicken:19 draws:65 first to 20 wins. david p. us - Thursday, December 04, 2003 at 21:34:08 (CST) I love the "chicken boo" song. Naomi USA - Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 22:50:42 (EST) I LOVE CHICKENS AS MUCH AS I LOVE DUCKS. Kate of Golden Egg Farm USA - Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 19:06:49 (EST) I like Chickens, I am in nepal and we like chickens. We are short of our chickens. We would like them back. They have been stolen by communist soccer players. WE hate soccer but we like chickens. D-Rock Nepal - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 04:43:47 (EST) Why did the chicken cross the road? George Lucas "It was a plot error. Forget that you saw that. We will be editing out all chicken scenes in Episode III." J. R. Turpin, Jr. United States - Saturday, November 15, 2003 at 16:44:29 (EST) Are you people mad? We all now why the chicken crossed the road, it is age old knowledge. in fact the anicient egyptians probably worked it out. To get to the other side. duh Chicken Head - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 01:15:30 (EST) why did the chewing GUM cross the road Chicken Head Australia - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 01:09:35 (EST) Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide Why did the chewing cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Cause chickens didnt exist Why did the chicken cross the road? to visit his flatmate Chicken Head Australia - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 01:09:03 (EST) i am the one and only presendant for chicken protection. Wisconsion chickens commit suidice. Kill the cows and pigs. I hate KFC and chick-fil-a. Eat more beef! Chicken Boy or 3782 for warcraft USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 11:03:59 (EST) I recommend you add chicken boo to this site. Try http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/3516/chickenboo.htm Otherwise very good Chicken Head Australia - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 05:17:56 (EST) I have hunted Chickens. Not as good as boar, but delectable all the same..... Artemis Olympia, Greece - Monday, November 10, 2003 at 21:12:52 (EST) i hate this site Catharine usa - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 16:07:13 (EST) why did thy chikon kross thy road? because kolonel sanders wuz chasin him Chicken Head - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 23:51:01 (EST) Q :WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD. A:because he wanted to get across the road. alex.b.c unitedstates - Thursday, November 06, 2003 at 17:10:43 (EST) wat do u calla chicken with no eyes stacie cowley england - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 06:40:27 (EST) this is a cute web site!! felicia usa - Monday, November 03, 2003 at 12:25:21 (EST) I like your (censored) jokes! Baldy USA - Friday, October 24, 2003 at 08:07:23 (EDT) Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A:Becaus the chicken was on strike!haha dead chicken eatter ??? - Sunday, October 19, 2003 at 13:02:27 (EDT) Yes, the chickens are strong. It is true for I have seen them unleash their anger...One must be prepared for what may come...A CHICKEN INVASION...we too must be strong and conquer these clucking egg carriers! We must destroy their eggs for they are the seed of all evil....now that you have been informed you can no longer live a normal life...Your duty will be to spread the word and prepare ourselves for the war that is to come...... chick-n California - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 21:03:18 (EEST) lalalal chicken bekAAAk chicken land - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 15:53:49 (EDT) great homepage hans - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 03:43:27 (EDT) WHEN MY FRIEND WAS LITTLE SHE WAS AT HER GRANDPAS FARM AND Tit was foul! Chicken Head England - Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 17:27:06 (EDT) poly4ixk Chicken Head - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 13:12:51 (EDT) ha very funny i had no idea there actuly was a website called whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com Danielle U.S.A - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 19:59:37 (EDT) I love chickens Pooch USA - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 13:24:07 (EDT) I love chickens and I think your website totally rocks! I love it! lots of love Alanah Chicken Head England - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 05:27:17 (EDT) how about why did the gose cros the road chickens wernt invented yet Chicken Head nj - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 23:47:24 (EDT) HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~! Izzampal Leon USA - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 15:45:12 (EDT) hi y cant you make the adult jokes about sex? angie the hot bitch canada - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 15:42:53 (EDT) Great Site. Keep it up!! :-) Joel D. Cormier United States of America - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 12:39:45 (EDT) boys checkens nadia pakistan - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 01:41:23 (EDT) i luv ur site so much its eggselent(if dats how u spell it) chickens will rule the world someday~!!!!! chicken girl USA - Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 19:36:15 (EDT) "Bently how could you?" Henry said,almost crying. "Sorry it was just a joke i'm sorry! Ok i forgive you! and that is why the chicken crossed the road! Chickenfeet89 America - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 11:42:40 (EDT) here is the countinuation to my story! BOOOO! said the scary tiger. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Screamed Henry. then he was so scared he dashed across the road almost getting hit!then the tiger came running across to! Henry tried to run as fast as he could but he fell! the tiger took off his mask and said "It's me Bently!" to be contined Chickenfeet89 America - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 11:40:33 (EDT) hi people how are you?? one day a chicken named henry, was looking for his friends! Because they were playing hide and seek.Henry found Bermuda,Aruba,Sue,and Fred.But he couldn't find his best friend Bently! Then someone in a tiger costume came and jumped out and Henry! It will be countined very soon! Email me at chickenfeet888@cs.com Chickenfeet89 America - Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 11:33:31 (EDT) emiem you Chicken Head - Saturday, August 09, 2003 at 23:43:32 (EDT) Great Clucking Site!! Bok Bok Bwaaaaark! Chicken Head USA - Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 15:44:20 (EDT) bnnnnm Chicken Head egypt - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 19:03:59 (EDT) hello eminem how are you?ii'm very vell your is my favorite singer and your very pretty for me.my favorite son for me is lost yourself anna doroteo barcelona, vilafranca del penedes spain - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 08:40:29 (EDT) what do you get if you cross bugs bunny with emiem ans whats up motherfxxker malc england - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 18:25:57 (EDT) I have worked in the Personnel Office of a large Poultry Business for 12 years. Cluck Cluck! Diana Joiner United States - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 21:30:40 (EDT) i rekon dis site sux!!! a whole useless site dedecated to a chicken who crossed da damn road..why dont you just let the poor chicken be?!? why bother it? it crossed the road..so watt? u see millions of animals crossin roads why dont you go and question them why they crossed the road? i juss feel sorry for the poor chicken and the sadcase who bothered to make a site for the chicken..... disturbed mie country? i dont own a country... - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 00:22:21 (EDT) hello pplz of chicken land...hav you realised this site hasnt really answered the question "why did the chicken cross the road" i looked and this is juss lyk an ordinary joke site..i mean there isnt a specific answer that has a specific answer that ses why the chicken crossed the road........maybe the chicken didnt cross the road...maybe it was an illusion that made pplz think it crossed the road....who the hell invented road because: It's too far to go around! I read that in Poul Anderson's fantasy novel 'Three hearts and three lions' decades ago... Fun stuff! Curt Gleason USA - Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 07:45:01 (EDT) Your jokes are not funny. Guts chebanse, IL. U.S.A. - Monday, June 30, 2003 at 20:11:42 (EDT) great site..really funny Lisa Lexington, NC USA - Friday, June 27, 2003 at 10:29:22 (EDT) Hey I really like your site. Thanks :) USA - Tuesday, June 17, 2003 at 19:35:59 (GMT) I LOVE CHICKENS... infact i am a chicken... and i like to eat out KFC... i love you,, and i hope you love me too,, xoxo baby! shmoore canada - Tuesdr chris uk wales swansea - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 05:15:09 (EDT) This is one of the best websites I have ever been to! I appreciate the crazy people who took r> anon(hidden identity) here - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 14:19:47 (EDT) I like you site!!!!!!!!! Alisha Us - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 12:46:38 (EDT) Iraqi Information Minister: The chicken has not crossed the road. We will slaughter the infidel poultry it if it dares to step on the road. We will slaughter them all! KJP Belize - Sunday, June 01, 2003 at 21:08:51 (EDT) love your site Chicken Head U.S.A. - Sunday, June 01, 2003 at 20:33:44 (EDT) hey, lol nice website you got going... lol i like it:D im going to tell all my friends to comehere... keep up the good work:D Briana USA - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 14:41:11 (EDT) airline ticket cheap Yana Dimitrova US - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 13:39:32 (GMT) Great site!! Chickenaddict USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 01:57:06 (GMT) It is a cool site I liked the jokes. Becca Manzone Connecticut - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 20:12:59 (GMT) how to you spell chicken yoni israel - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 17:05:17 (GMT) Thats good chicken Chicken Head Usa - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 17:16:30 (GMT) the chicken crossed the road because the tree on the other side looked lonely and wanted to give it a hug being the good hearted chicken he was he did and got ran over by a car and died meatless chicken on a stick girl Marsuoploer repbulic - Sunday, May 11, 2003 at 00:23:17 (GMT) HEY AGAIN I MAD A COUPLE MISTAKES SO I FIXED THEM= *FAMOUSE *DO *EMINEM jennifer R......... ma - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 20:59:03 (GMT) I LOVE CHICKEN!!I LOVE CHICKEN SO MUCH I HAVE A SONG FOR CHICKEN!!!ONE DAY THAT SONG WILL BECOME FMOUS! AND NOT ONLY TO I LIKE CHICKEN BUT I ALSO LOVE EMINEM! SO I LOVE CHICKEN AND EMIEM!YAY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jennifer R..... MA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 20:56:39 (GMT) i love this site. heeeheee Chicken Head canada - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 16:47:54 (EDT) No chicken ever crossed the road. Never!! Iraqi Info Minister Iraq - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 13:55:24 (EDT) A whole site dedicated to chickens crossing roads what the hellll %%*%#%I dont get it!???!!? The only sane person here whats it to you like you really give a damn - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 08:45:55 (EDT) A whole site dedicated to chickens crossing roads what the hellll %%*%#%I dont get it!???!!? The only sane person here whats it to you like you really give a damn obout - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 08:44:44 (EDT)