did the chickin cross the road or did the road move beneath the chickin
usa - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 00:59:04 (EDT)I LOVE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE COOL SO I LOVE THIS WEB
austrlia - Sunday, April 27, 2003 at 08:12:18 (EDT)Chickens rock, eggcept the fat 1's. I like this website, but it needs more chicken in it!! Cum'on man, gimmie sum chicken!!!
Chickchickchickchickchicken lay a little egg 4 me
England - Sunday, April 27, 2003 at 05:47:33 (EDT)I think the chicken croosed the road so that he could get to Fenway Park or the Fleet Center on the other side
West Warick, RI - Saturday, April 26, 2003 at 20:54:16 (EDT)wHY ARE CHICHEN HEADS CROSSING THE DAMM ROAD? TO SUCK MY FUING
usa - Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 17:32:16 (EDT)its a cool website
englnad - Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 12:12:17 (EDT)this website is awesome
arizona - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 17:51:56 (GMT) What a fowl site.
Australia - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 12:28:26 (GMT)I think this site is cute!
- Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 00:39:28 (GMT)"Guess what? Chicken Butt!
Wanna piece? Fried in grease.
Don't want it? Don't take it.
Do the Alabama Shake It.
Shake it high, shake it low.
Shake it till your booty shows."
anyway, in the 80's, my kids read this in a comix and recited it so much obviously it wore a groove in my head.
usa - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 02:26:48 (GMT)WHO CARES ABOUT THE DAMN CHICKEN!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT DUCKS(ODI DONG MUGER)
Chicken BUTT 8
U.S.A baby!!! - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 17:11:55 (EDT)who cares I didn't before I hit him with ten tons of nerve gas
Iraq - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 13:30:39 (EDT)He/she was a gimp and he/she just tried to kill its self silly Blaaa!!!!!!!!!!
uk - Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 13:27:17 (EDT)I liked the joke "Why did the chicken run across the road?........Because a car was coming" lol that is great
Scotland - Friday, April 04, 2003 at 05:40:02 (EST)da na na na na na na
da na na na na na na
da na na na na na na
na na na na!!!!!!!!!
i do the best chicken dance!
CANADA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 03:32:19 (GMT)This is funny and some are lame!
United States - Sunday, March 23, 2003 at 00:16:31 (GMT)This is a great web site peoples.
usa - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 16:23:48 (GMT)this is pathetic? who let so many maniacs together?!?!? man some people need to get a life. sire it is pathetic that i actually came to this site. but i have nothing else to really do presentally. who are you people obbsessed with chickens?!?!?! i think im gunna go EAT a chicken! hah. what now buckos?!?!? yeah. thats what i thought,
i hate chikens
no chickens allowed - Monday, March 17, 2003 at 22:26:43 (GMT)Palazz san Pietru = Palazz tal-mickey mouse, because it was built by chickens. This is not a legend. Birzebbuga people often say that the building in fron of the church was built by chickens and by hens. A very good web site about this is www.palazzsanpietru.cjb.net. Viva tat-tigiega ta' Birzebbuga u tal-gallinar li ghandhom quddiem il-knisja.
A big red chicken in front the church
- Friday, March 14, 2003 at 11:29:28 (GMT)Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cos it was stuck to the chicken's foot! Why did the chicken cross back again? To get some more chewing gum, of course.
Coopland - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 08:37:18 (GMT)Jolly good show, wot wot? Good good, toodle pip
:> <- A chicken
England - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 08:35:16 (GMT)Groovy Baby!
Joedaddy land - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 01:49:14 (GMT)Ova sanctinium says in the
book of poultic legsicon that the ancient prophets instructed chickens to cross the road for purification so they could enter the temple.
Just where can I find this reference if on the web. It
was submitted in an alumni
magazine by a Phd.
USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 10:28:50 (GMT)Yes, I was wondering the exact same thing as the other poster from Chickenslovakia immediately below. What a coincidence!
Can someone clarify this for us, please?
Also, what is the IQ of a chicken anyway? People keep telling me I have a pea-brain and I'm getting tired of it, darn it all!!
chickenslovakia - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 00:25:30 (GMT)IS IT O.K. TO FEED POPCORN TO CHICKENS UNDER 1 YR OF AGE?? NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. I JUST *LOVE* YOUR CHICKEN BOARD!!! FINALLY...A PLACE WHERE US CLUCK-HEADS CAN GET TOGETHER AND PECK AROUND!!!! LOVE IT!
CHICKENSLOVAKIA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 23:17:17 (GMT)ILIKE TO EAT PIZZA
COLONIAL HEIGHTS - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 23:18:30 (GMT)When i was a teenager I dressed as a chicken to advertise for fried chicken dinners we were selling where I worked. They had me make announcements over the speaker. I got so into it, I clucked a little too much and was accused of having a chicken orgasm. :-)
US of A - Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 05:06:10 (GMT)Isn't Why did the Chicken Cross the road a Riddle more than a joke cause the answers aren't really funnie? But n e wayz this is the coolest site ever!1!1!1!1!
U.S.A - Saturday, March 01, 2003 at 20:16:48 (GMT)This is a good site but it needs more on the chicken dance.
e.g. It began at a Tulsa Okteberfest and was originally called the duck dance.
Oz - Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 09:14:19 (GMT)1. Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!? 2. Why do they call front seat shotgun? 3. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 4. Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
USA - Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 21:46:42 (GMT)cause he felt like it idiot
usa - Sunday, February 23, 2003 at 22:11:18 (GMT)my friends and i love the ckiken dance, and chick fil a
usa - Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 01:28:33 (GMT)This site makes chickins look bad!!!! Be a chickin myself, Im going to have perminent scares for life!!!
Stockentwentyforsevnavania - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 14:26:20 (GMT)Ich habe nein commente. Das programme ist kommicsh sehr sehr sehr kommicsh.
Duetch - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 14:21:42 (GMT)This here chicken site is completly out o' wack. The last I ever done heard of a chickin was when i was eaten im in my back yard. I threw the pickins over yonder. If ya wanta see em they still be there.
Over Yonder - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 14:18:13 (GMT)I got my nickname "chicken" from this drama show. The play had a king turn into a chicken. I had to hide behind his chair, until my scene where I came out in a fully decked out chicken costume, dancing my plumed butt off. I was one of the most embarassing and wounderful time of my life. I'll never be able to forget it cause Im branded with the nickname forever.
middle o' nowhere - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 03:28:06 (GMT)no comment.......
joken!!! there is soooo much to say so i will say it in 1 word
rubber chicken brain
canada - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 01:48:50 (GMT)no comment.......
joken!!! there is soooo much to say so i will say it in 1 word
rubber chicken brain
canada - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 01:42:30 (GMT)actually quite interesting!!!!! I like the game chickens with legs!
Canada - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 19:25:14 (GMT)NICE WEBSITE
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 02:59:53 (GMT)Visit www.palazzsanpietru.cjb.net for a good joke about the St Peter's Chikens club in Birzebbuga. Have fun
Birzebbuga/Malta/Europe - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 19:19:25 (GMT)This is a very good website.
Keep it up!!!1
Malta - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 19:15:44 (GMT)My brother-in-law put a Rooster and a Hen in the yard withou my sister knowing.she worried that her cats & chickens would fight. So far all's dandy.
Why didn't the terrorist chicken cross the road? Cuz he went underground.
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 20:01:26 (GMT)Oh, man! That takes me waaayyy back! Thanks fellas.
USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 00:29:40 (GMT)some one help me!!! pleasee!!!
i need the chicken dance sheet music!!! i need to noe it please!! its for the piano!! help!!
Canada - Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 23:46:59 (GMT)I found your site over 2 years ago by typing in www.chickenjokes.com! I was looking for something cool to link to from my business website www.2smartchix.com and I found it! I've had several people who visited my site say this is the coolest link on there!!!!!!! Keep on CLUCKIN'
US - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 02:32:18 (GMT)hey everyone- my nickname is boneless chicken so heres a shoutout to all you other chickens! hope all is well and peace out! long live the chickens! ( hi to milkless cow)
usa - Sunday, January 26, 2003 at 19:52:08 (EST)Hey this is a kool! site my youty pastor would love thsi ( I think)
USA - Saturday, January 25, 2003 at 10:46:53 (EST)For an intersting Site about the Chicken Concert Band, surf this site
The Birzebbuga Chicken Concert Band
USA - Saturday, January 11, 2003 at 00:16:55 (GMT) THIS WEBSITE IS THE BEST YET
Canada - Wednesday, January 08, 2003 at 23:32:54 (GMT)This site is clucking great!
UK - Thursday, January 02, 2003 at 20:06:01 (GMT)bwack!bwack!
this site is soooo cooool!
here's our: www.bwack.de
Germany - Wednesday, December 25, 2002 at 21:50:59 (GMT)CHICKENS ARE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! I got Chicken Dance Hamster for Christmas!!!! NANANANANANANA, NANANANANANANA, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!!
Land Of Chickens - Wednesday, December 25, 2002 at 16:06:50 (GMT)I just wanted to say I love your Website!! I work at Delta Star in Lynchburg, VA. ane we buy lots and lots of CT's from Meramec where Paige's husband works. He e-mailed my your website and told me to check it out. With all of his contacts, he should get you lots of business!! Just wanted to say Hi and let you know how I found out about you guys. He's passing the word!
USA - Monday, December 09, 2002 at 20:36:16 (GMT)I love this site. brings me closer to my inner chicken.
ChickenVille - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 20:43:50 (GMT)i love chickens n purple bras but chickens are better
england - Monday,/b>
U.S.A. - Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 20:57:43 (GMT)The answers to the joke are hilarious. This site rocks.
Thanks for the medicine.
USA - Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 01:22:53 (GMT)Why did teh chicken fly across the road? to show he had majical powers!
England - Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 20:01:07 (GMT)where did the first chicken joke come from and why did it cross the road in the first place?
new zealand - Monday, September 02, 2002 at 03:18:48 (GMT)hey wats up im amanda and this site is awesum/ my friend mitchell told me about it and its koo.well mitch i hope u get that 50cents off and good luck at WW. gonna miss ya!
usa - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 02:09:48 (GMT)why din`t the chicken cross the road because a kfc was over the other side
Chick the mic
New Zealand - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 05:34:09 (GMT)y did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other frikin side for crying out loud!
hmmmmm....not sure...? - Monday, August 12, 2002 at 10:37:34 (GMT)This site is great if any one else thinks so email me at
email@example.com and talk chicken.
Australia - Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 05:08:06 (GMT)I think this site is great it has alot of fuuny jokes.
Auastralia - Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 03:18:10 (GMT)I LOVE thi8s site!! Thaknx for providing plenty of laughs!!
USA - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 15:04:22 (EDT)Gini you are a idiot. "almighty ruler of chickens" What's that all about? GET A LIFE !!!!!!!
Boring and stupified in Europe
Europe - Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:02:22 (EDT)Hi every one name is Salmon . i think you guys are boring and have no lives. You guys need to get off your butts and getr jobs then buy some chickens so you have to come here to see feathered aminals that lay eggs and crow. You guys make some of the most boring messages I have ever seen. I only read them so I cdan sit here and laugh at how stupid all of you really are. I think this site is only good for it's games. thanks, Bored and stupified in europe
Bored and stupified in Europe
europe - Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 19:59:51 (EDT)I am the almighty ruler of the chickens. No one loves chickens better than me.
Usa - Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 21:14:17 (EDT)stroke my chicken
usa - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 17:02:33 (EDT)THIS IS A COOL BOOK
US - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 01:49:18 (EDT)Great site!
USA - Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 16:41:54 (EDT)hay suuks
México - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 13:29:22 (EDT)my chicken gives me a bj every night b
timbuctoo - Wednesday, July 03,?
to get to the other side!
why did the chiken want to get to the other side?
to get the daily egg newpaper!!!!...
do ya get it?
either do i, i get the daily express!!! hahahahahaha
stran the man
ireland - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 14:31:57 (EDT)President, Loomis Chicken Lovers Association. I have almost 50 baby chickens that just hatched out in the coop. Bantams.
USA - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 05:03:05 (EDT)Nice site! I was looking up random names, whod a thunk someone had this one. thanks!
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 10:53:34 (EDT)did you know they used chickens to catch spies during the revolutionary war. I'm sure you have heard the expression
joyce heitler <jaheitler>
pisciotta, salerno italy - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 19:58:04 (EDT)I LIKE CHICKENS> I WROTE A POEM ABOUT THEM: "CHICKENS ARE TEH BEST THING SINCE TOAST"
Canada - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 23:01:45 (EDT)HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE H HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE E HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
OKLAHOMA>>>USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 18:53:34 (EDT)CHICKEN WHOPPER!
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 18:00:08 (EDT)Your jokes are funny!
Sweden - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 02:24:09 (EDT)boo
Chicken Feet - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 06:37:30 (EDT)HI!!!!!
USA - Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 20:04:03 (EDT)this web site rules and i wish i was a chicken cause it looks fun.
usa - Saturday, April 13, 2002 at 09:21:03 (EDT)Xerxes: As a great king who presided over of all the
of the known world, I saw a chicken crossing the road
and commanded it to stop. But, alas, the chicken did not.
Moral: The tides and the chicken wait for no man.
the country - Friday, April 05, 2002 at 18:47:36 (EST)I'd like to ask permission to use a few pics and a few sounds from here in a non-commercial experimental short film that ponders the riddle of why the chicken crossed the road in scientific terms. Your "contact-us" did not work, so I'm leaving the request here! I have no budget to pay with, but your site would be get a film credit. The film will likely be cablecast in LA, NY, DAL and HOU in the near future. Please contact me at [removed] Thanks for the cool site!
usa - Thursday, April 04, 2002 at 10:43:46 (EST)Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. to get to the other side
Q. Why did the carrot cross the road?
A. coz it was stuck up the chicken's bum!
England - Monday, April 01, 2002 at 07:13:41 (EST)Why did the chick9:41:37 (EST)You are a sucker dude This is Bin Laden
Afganistan - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 09:10:37 (EST)There is the story about the woman finding a deep fat fried chicken head in with her order of wings at the fast food restaurant. It makes one wonder..."Have you had your beak today?"
Hechzo (headless chicken zombie)
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 02:38:59 (EST)I heard that this is Rubber Chicken Week, but I can't find anymore information about it. Can anyone help me out?
US - Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 16:33:11 (EST)what a good chicken site :) it's always good to see other chickens
Bawk Bawk BAWKK!!!!
Chicken town USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 02:13:52 (EST)