Bob Dylan : How many roads must one chicken cross?
Colonel Sanders : I missed one?
Dilbert : I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
Howard Cosell : It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo- sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
Jack Nicholson : 'cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
O.J. : It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Mae West : I invited it to come up and see me sometime.
Pyrrho the Skeptic : What road?
Roseanne Barr : Urrrrrp. What chicken?
Timothy Leary : Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Zsa Zsa Gabor : It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which, thank goodness, are good, dahling.
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