CHICKEN HEAD MESSAGES New Chicken Joke: Siddhartha: The chicken and the road are not two separate entities, but actually one underlying chicken-road being. The chicken just simultaneously appeared while the road was in it's the-opposite-side aspect. Yo Fu Dazimbia - Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 18:56:49 (EST) GREAT FUN SITE, COULDN'T KEEP MYSELF ON THE CHAIR!!! Chicken Head Chikin' USA - Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 23:59:41 (EST) OMG it is about time some one made up a website for this guess what chicken butt jokes are the best in the world! keep em comein!!! Lovechickenbuttjokes USA - Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 15:06:20 (EST) this site sucks everyone knows that the chicken never crossed the road. he made it halve way then got hit. the true question is not why he crossed, but what he planned to recieve when he got there. next person who makes a site like this should put in more good jokes and throughin some momma jokes. then u wont get people like me writing notes like these your momma djabuti - Friday, February 22, 2002 at 00:55:42 (EST) I love this site!! At one time, we had a poultry farm so I was used to being around chickens(LOTS of chickens!) We all eat chicken meat & also their fine laid eggs!! Thanks!!! Linda Camello USA - Friday, February 08, 2002 at 12:32:00 (EST) Alright Mary, let's sing about chickens! Sing about turkeys! All around the world!!!!!!! *Annie* Chicken Head Tofurkey Utopia - Thursday, February 07, 2002 at 20:45:41 (EST) I love chikens Eddy Bob Figi - Thursday, February 07, 2002 at 17:29:16 (EST) Chickens rule! Chicken Head USA - Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 19:59:11 (EST) This is my Poultry Song: Sing About poultry(sing about poultry) Sing about chickens (sing about chickens) Sing about ducks(sing about ducks) All around the world (all around the world) Sing about roosters (sing about roosters) Sing about turkeys(sing about turkeys) Sing about geese(sing about geese) All around the world (all around the world Chicken Head US - Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 19:36:18 (EST) The chicen crossed the road because people have been talking about it all the times and the chicken got sick o did the gum cross the road? On the bottom of the chicken's foot. Chicken Head - Thursday, December ha!!! Shane Australia - Sunday, November 11, 2001 at 00:22:40 (EST) Hi have anyone heard of st helena in the middle of the south atlantic ocean, well anyway cool, funky page. bye Julie Constantine St Helena Island - Friday, November 09, 2001 at 09:21:30 (EST) chickity china the chinese chicken!!!!! you have? Chicken Head Norway!!!! - Friday, November 09, 2001 at 04:47:40 (EST) I eat chicken feed for breakfast. Squark! Chicken Head USA - Thursday, November 08, 2001 at 02:06:29 (EST) Nice site. Keep up the good work http://dreamin99.topcities.com - Wednesday, November 07, 2001 at 16:01:00 (EST) Kurczaki są najlepsze! Kocham, kocham, kocham!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicken 4you i for ever! Jimula Morrisonula - Tuesday, October 30, 2001 at 09:16:26 (EST) Hehehehe this is a pretty funny place:) thats pretty cool I'll check it out later. A7adragon Canada - Monday, October 29, 2001 at 08:31:40 (EST) Thanks for the humour through my break! Ugly Duckling UK - Tuesday, October 23, 2001 at 16:44:52 (EDT) I love this website... Ambier USA - Friday, October 19, 2001 at 06:00:10 (EDT) hi ya ya im kinda pathatic i use guess what chicken butt way too many time so i put in into yahho search and this came up so i decided to check it out! Chicken Head usa - Wednesday, October 17, 2001 at 22:08:17 (EDT) bac bac bac bac bac bac bac bac bac baaaaaaaaaaaaaacc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chickadee England - Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 04:03:20 (EDT) Why did the chicken give a dog a blow-job. Because he was a crack whore. The Laughing Goat USA - Friday, October 05, 2001 at 04:26:40 (EDT) what a site. I had to come on this for some homework.This is a very original idea m8 mmmmmmmm v good Julia Murday England - Sunday, September 30, 2001 at 11:52:06 (EDT) I almost Quacked up till I realised it was Chicken jokes. Good stuff...Keepem'comming. Nick Chicken Head USA - Thursday, September 13, 2001 at 00:21:28 (EDT) This is a wicked website.I work at a Gourmet Chicken place and this is perfect for the other staff to enjoy.... Chicken Head Canada - Tuesday, September 04, 2001 at 20:10:29 (EDT) I have 85 ceramic,plastic,rubber etc.chickens in my kitchen. I have a framed weekly world news cover with a scientist and a giant hen that will feed the world, talk about silly pictures....... ChickenKitchen us - Thursday, August 30, 2001 at 12:22:52 (EDT) im pretty glad that this site was made, its funny, and NON offensive! how great! caity lady usa - Wednesday, August 29, 2001 at 21:02:54 (EDT) My name is Mark Andrews and known as The ChickenMan. Our website is chickenmanusa.com I train chickens and have been entertaining and educating children of all ages for about 2 years now. One of the most unsual feats that my chickens can do is ride on remote-controlled trucks. We like to talk "chicken" so go to our website to visit and e-mail with your chicken stories! Keep on clukkin'! Chickenmanusa.com usa - Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 17:47:00 (EDT) these are really funny! but i didn't find a jack kerouac one! 8-( they're funny anyway, though! Dawn usa - Friday, August 10, 2001 at 11:11:00 (EDT) chill out guys, don't ya think there's nothing to do with jokin'here? Chicken Head pepperland - Friday, July 20, 2001 at 05:40:57 (EDT) fun site Thank you my father for telling me about this web site Rosica Macedonia - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 15:17:26 (EDT) chikan butt rules!!! chikan butt USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 21:48:20 (EDT) Military Variations on Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.. Military Chicken USA - Sunday, June 10, 2001 at 14:31:52 (EDT) check out my band - we're called "Sounds Like Chicken" www.crossbow.com.au/chicken :) LaLala australia - Friday, June 08, 2001 at 00:21:55 (EDT) qi eta penche puto!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicken Head japan - Thursday, June 07, 2001 at 16:30:24 (EDT) That really is my name but i dont know why i crossed the road. Alice Chicken England - Tuesday, June 05, 2001 at 08:47:48 (EDT) Why? ? ? - Friday, June 01, 2001 at 10:37:00 (EDT) i like chickens,i like to eat chickens,i like to smell chickens,i like to touch chickens Chicken leg kentucky - Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 14:40:27 (EDT) chicken, chicken, chicken. ~~~give~a~damn~~~ ~~~vote~Bam~~~ VoteBam@forpresident.com us of a - Saturday, May 19, 2001 at 00:38:35 (EDT) SO WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??????????/ MR PUZZLED ENGLAND - Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 08:55:47 (EDT) hey this a great site, i'm thinking about making my sight devoted to chickens-take a look at this sight i made-www.evermore4.homestead.com daniel meigs united states - Tuesday, May 08, 2001 at 15:17:54 (EDT) This is **HILARIOUS**! I found it while looking for chicken sounds on the net! Keep it up! Chicken Head Chicken Land - Saturday, May 05, 2001 at 04:38:10 (EDT) This site ROCKS!!!! Cock Tickler UK - Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 12:23:25 (EDT) The anwser of: Why did the chicken cross the road. Once there was a chicken, who like to play in mud. So he dance with a pig. He saw more mud on .... other side.So he wants to cross the road. Donkey Boy Canada - Saturday, April 21, 2001 at 02:41:39 (EDT) Tim's Mom has 3 kids penny and quarters how was the third Child? Answer: Tim tim Vanvouver - Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 22:34:40 (EDT) Tim's Mom has 3 kids penny and quarters how was the third Child? tim Vanvouver - Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 22:33:51 (EDT) Hey! Anyone know where the Guess what? Chicken butt! started? (And I saw the other questions in another comment-- Thanks for that!) Chicken Head - Monday, April 09, 2001 at 10:41:53 (EDT) I need jokes like these for my sites how about you give me a e-mail at "deadtree666@lycos.com" ok maybe in a day or two.I also would like to you and ask you some Q's ok contact me!bye? deadtree666 USA - Sunday, April 08, 2001 at 16:26:12 (EDT) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ha ha ha ha ha chicken licken chicken girl - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 20:03:38 (EDT) I love to eat chickens. They taste good. I eat my chickens with corn and rice. I really love chickens. Chicken jokes are funny too. They make me laugh. Dana Koscielny Canada - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 11:53:36 (EDT) I really like this site. I heard it on the radio coming home from snowboarding! It's so funny. Emily* Mississauga, Ontario Canada eh? - Wednesday, March 28, 2001 at 15:50:44 (EST) nice, nice! Chicken Head Can. - Tuesday, March 27, 2001 at 16:42:43 (EST) FUNNY SITE.I'M STILL PEEING MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING! Chicken Head chickenland - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 15:56:25 (EST) bluck bluck chicken chicken bluck bluck chicken head say what! Tiffany Canada,Toronto - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 09:41:23 (EST) this site is really wierd Chicken Head chicken land - Sunday, March 25, 2001 at 10:13:11 (EST) cool Chicken Head us - Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 16:44:49 (EST) This is a funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy site Zainub - Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 16:11:29 (EST) Chickens rule! Freedom of the Chickens! DON'T FRY THEM 4 GAWD's SAKE!!!!! http://www.homestead.com/compact_disc/freedom.html . Vist or else!!! Chicken Head...or something like that... Down Under, 'course!!! - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 23:33:53 (EST) I thought this page was hilarious. Who knew you could have so much fun on a page so pointless...*smiles* Chicken poo Canada - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 15:46:52 (EST) OMG!!!.. KEWL SITE!! *points at his name* Now visit mine and see why i like ur site so much :) http://welcome.to/glcoti -ClucK- CluckerChiken Netherlands - Thursday, February 15, 2001 at 07:04:15 (EST) Love this page..and now I am going to buy some chicken for dinner! P.S. Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? -There's some food for thought! Guess what..chicken butt..Guess why..chicken thigh..wanna know the rest? Chicken Breast! Chicken Head United States - Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 09:19:54 (EST) cool site made me laugh. glenbond canada - Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 21:13:25 (EST) Great idea for an internet site! Chicken Head aussie - Tuesday, January 09, 2001 at 00:28:18 (EST) Hey every1 i love chickens so much i bring a pic everyday to school i love chickens!!!i even framed pics of them!!and i have chicken animals!!!chickens rule!!!!! Jessie MA(beverly) - Monday, January 08, 2001 at 19:20:15 (EST) Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do... Chick Filet Mickie Dees - Saturday, January 06, 2001 at 14:01:39 (EST) In the most houses rented by some students, it's a common rule to put some humoristic texts on the door of the toilet. Till so far a selection of the cross the road section is the best. thanks! Chicken Head The netherlands - Monday, December 25, 2000 at 12:38:48 (EST) Q why did dinosauer cross the ROAD. ANS.beause chiken were not envented yet. sahilpruthi U.S.A - Saturday, December 09, 2000 at 22:19:28 (EST) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him! Chicken Guts Pepperidge Farm - Thursday, November 30, 2000 at 02:25:15 (EST) Why did the chicken cross the road? To show his girlfriend that he had guts! (gets squashed) Jimmy Can Bang Australia - Friday, November 24, 2000 at 23:18:02 (EST) well, thee is definatly truth in the rumour!! there is a place on the internet for everything. Chicken Legs Uk, nr london - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 17:46:41 (EST) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's to damm crazy to stay on his on side. frankie greer usa - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 10:09:50 (EST) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's to damm crazy to stay on his on side. frankie greer usa - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 10:06:17 (EST) why did they turk cross the road? to get to Thanksgiving. chickette usa - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 22:40:35 (EST) Why did the bubble gum cross the road??? it was stuck to the chicken's foot... shpwreck45 The 1 without a President - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 16:31:20 (EST) Best laugh I had all week! Chicken Fart - Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 01:31:02 (EST) Great site! I have another chicken site.. go to http://www.angelfire.com/nh/Chicken Bonnie Chickenville USA - Monday, November 20, 2000 at 16:08:43 (EST) MORE POLLS!!!!!! MORE POLLS!!!! THE PEOPLE WANT MORE POLLS!!! Chicken Head Chickenland - Tuesday, November 14, 2000 at 00:03:38 (EST) Ok, the chicken crossed the road. So what? If the chicken wants to cross a fricken road, let it? Who are we to ask why? Leave the poor chicken alone! Jeff US - Saturday, November 04, 2000 at 19:48:53 (EST) Hey guys, this is an awesome website, and I'll make sure to visit here more often, how are your chickenbutts getting on? Chickenlips Chickenland - Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 06:32:28 (EDT) fun site Sue New Zealand - Saturday, September 30, 2000 at 13:10:34 (EDT) I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken ?" Could you define "chicken" please ? - BILL CLINTON Chicken Head Chickenland - Monday, September 04, 2000 at 13:18:58 (EDT) Come visit my site. I have over 25 hilarious, original, short stories that you can't read anywhere else. Sure to summon a hearty laugh - appropriate for all! Little kids to seniors! Larry Wiginton USA - Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 23:27:48 (EDT) Here is an oldie but goodie: DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! Chicken Head Chickenland - Friday, August 25, 2000 at 23:35:32 (EDT) I feel like a fried chicken. I keep basting myself with butter, but only attract hungry wolves. I hear salt, pepper, and a little sage will keep them away. Time to roll over.... See ya. Don (Beach Boy) Sun and Funland - Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 23:03:14 (EDT) fun site Chicken Head - Monday, August 14, 2000 at 03:00:55 (EDT) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he was a turkey and was desperately trying to get away from the notorious turkey shagger Chicken Head Chickenland - Saturday, July 29, 2000 at 18:10:10 (EDT) Bok bok bok boaaaak bok bok Davey G Kentucky Bushey - Monday, July 24, 2000 at 11:23:08 (EDT) pretty cool site,, lods of fun ,, can get you out of those moods in a jiffy!! girish lakhani india - Monday, July 24, 2000 at 07:10:48 (EDT) I feel like chicken tonight. mike Chickenland - Thursday, July 20, 2000 at 20:32:46 (EDT) Your site is eggcellent!! Keep on clucking!! Brad Chickenland - Wednesday, July 05, 2000 at 12:49:40 (EDT) I really enjoyed the musical intro, ah I remember the days... back in Zinzinnati doing the chicken dance, those were the days..... rooster boy usa - Tuesday, June 06, 2000 at 12:23:28 (EDT) I was just pecking around, and found your coop. This is eggsactly what the Internet needs. (Plus it keeps you Roosters off the streets at night, when the coyotes are prowling.) Off to lay an egg somewhere else..... Joe Cluck United Steak (and Eggs) of America - Sunday, June 04, 2000 at 12:10:36 (EDT) Here chicken chicken chicken... Pauly G Saturday, June 03, 2000 at 14:57:09 (EDT)