Baldrick : It had a cunning plan.
Darth Vader : Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
Fox Mulder : It was a government conspiracy.
Fox Mulder 2 : You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Gilligan : The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail - the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!
Scully : It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Jerry Seinfeld : Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking all over the place anyway?
Mr. T : If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
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